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Steve's Ramblings - A Page of Pure Shite...........
This page has been dedicated to me, so that I can ramble on about loads of arse bollocks, I tend to be pretty opinionated on most subjects, although very few people listen or take much notice of me, therefore I will plant all my thoughts here.
Rant 1
Ok, so something that is on most peoples minds at the moment - FUEL PRICES what the hell is the government doing, apart from taxing the innocent motorist left, right and centre, so let me get this straight, I have to pay to tax to take my car on the road, I have to have insurance which also has a tax and then I have to pay both tax and duty on the fuel I put in the damn thing to make it move, excuse me Mr Brown but why dont you just tax me for walking and talking as well. Then there is the lorry drivers and hauliers bitching about the price of deisel and the tax they have to pay on it, obviously they are talking about the tax that they claim back so that the cost of fuel to them is about £1.05 a litre and not £1.20 plus.
And while we are talking about that sort of shite, there are the gits who moan about the lorry drivers saying that they should pay higher prices as they damage the road and environment more.....Bollocks to that, the poor bastards have to pay a fortune in road tax, I agree that they do whinge a bit about the cost of fuel when they pay less then I do, but they do pay an absolute fortune in vehicle excise duty, a class 1 vehicle is probably well in excess of a £1000, so I suppose they do have some room to moan.
Rant 2
Caravans ??????????? WTF are they all about, a house on wheels, for fucks sake, its a damn small house on tiny little wheels, that is going to spend most of its life being hauled down the M5 towards Brean/Burnham/Weston-Super-Mare by its owner who drives a Mitsubishi Pajero (Import Shogun) is clinically obese as is his wife and his three fat kids sat in the back eating cheap chocolate, as they make their way from the west midlands to the afore mentioned places. Now normally I would not have a problem with this, the poor sad man has the right to go wherever he wants with his house on wheels, but and there is a but, is there any chance he can take it where it wont stop me getting home in under an hour, or means that I can leave the house at the weekends, lets be honest the beaches of the Bristol channel are not the greatest places to go a bathing, unless of course you enjoy swimming in sediment laden muddy brown water.
Rant 3
I have spent some time recently investigating buying a car and it appears used car salesman are criminals whether they work in a backstreet or for a main dealer. In obtaining this new car I wish to trade in my current vehicle as a part exchange and am amazed at the range of values it has, they have started at below £1000 to nearly £2500, all against similar year/mileage models of the same car. How about my car has a value, just one value and they all offer me that, I can accept a variance of a few quid but nearly £1500 is a bit stupid, either that or they are ripping people off which I believe is more likely to be the case.
Rant 4
Now I know that bank holidays are a good thing, mainly because you get a day off work gratis. But when you live in Zummerset they turn into a complete nightmare, for a start the whole of middle England descends upon tacky, under developed victorian era holiday resorts such as Weston-Super-Mare (God knows where the super bit comes in), Brean, Burnham and all the other places round these parts. The question has to be asked though, WHY? why do they bother, for start there is only one frigging motorway, there is only one main road to get in or out and there is absolutely fuck all here, unless of course you take into account the vast expanses of thick mud, some scabby donkeys and a burnt down building on a pier.
I suppose if you were really sad you could enjoy looking at the pikeys that have decided to make the beach lawns their home, makes a change from the drunken twats and junkies that normally reside there.
Now not only is there nothing here, there is completely nothing to do, this bank holiday just gone I was listening to the local commercial radio station 107.7 Star FM, Inbred FM more like and they were informing their listener(s) of all the things that were available to do that weekend, this involved Puxton Park which is some farm type thingy with a couple of indoor slides and a carboot sale. That was it, nothing else, what the fuck is the matter with these people, one day I'm going to email this radio station and try and get them to talk about London and how they have electricity, cars, roads and stuff, the rednecks round here will be amazed.
More to follow soon
Thats all for now take care folks.
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